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Nah, She Looks Like A Soft-Hearted Girl, She’ll Probably Unlock Him Once Every Few Years.

Nah, She Looks Like A Soft-Hearted Girl, She’ll Probably Unlock Him Once Every

I Admire Her Patience Explaining All This Obvious Stuff.

I Admire Her Patience Explaining All This Obvious Stuff.

She Sounds Very Reasonable, So Maybe You Can Talk Her Into Prolonging Your Lock-Up Time A Bit More.

She Sounds Very Reasonable, So Maybe You Can Talk Her Into Prolonging Your Lock-Up

Where Can I Get Such A Prop?

Where Can I Get Such A Prop?

I Think You Shouldn’t Ask Ravens For Relationship Advice. It Didn’t Work Out Too Well For Edgar Allen Poe.

I Think You Shouldn’t Ask Ravens For Relationship Advice. It Didn’t Work Out

This Time, I Got The Title Correct.

This Time, I Got The Title Correct.

I Spent An Inordinate Amount Of Time Researching Different Map Projections And Then Implementing Them Myself.

I Spent An Inordinate Amount Of Time Researching Different Map Projections And Then

You Could Say That He Is Female-Genitalia-Whipped.

You Could Say That He Is Female-Genitalia-Whipped.

On The  Other Hand, They Are Slightly Radioactive, So It’s Dangerous To Eat Several Tons A Day.

On The  Other Hand, They Are Slightly Radioactive, So It’s Dangerous To Eat Several

I Believe Her. After All, It Seems Like She’s Also Unable To Find Her Pants Or Her Shirt.

I Believe Her. After All, It Seems Like She’s Also Unable To Find Her Pants Or

It’s Very Brave Of Her That She Went Searching At All, I’ve Heard Many Pools Are Shark-Infested.

It’s Very Brave Of Her That She Went Searching At All, I’ve Heard Many Pools

It Is Going To Happen Any Moment Now.

It Is Going To Happen Any Moment Now.

The Proper Response Is: “Licking Your Asshole Is It’s Own Reward, So I Don’t Need Any Further Incentive And Feel Honored To Be Allowed Such A Privilege.“

The Proper Response Is: “Licking Your Asshole Is It’s Own Reward, So I Don’t

And If That Fails, I See A Whip In The Background.

And If That Fails, I See A Whip In The Background.

It Was Just A Matter Of Knowing The Secret Of All Television: At The End Of The Episode, Everything Is Back To Normal.

It Was Just A Matter Of Knowing The Secret Of All Television: At The End Of The Episode,

But What If You Decide To Unlock Him If And Only If The Tachyon Signal Tells Him That He Will Stay Locked?

But What If You Decide To Unlock Him If And Only If The Tachyon Signal Tells Him

Perhaps A Bit Too Late… Although, Maybe You Could Use A Tachyon Signal To Beam Yourself Into The Past And Stop Yourself From Loosing Your Virginity, To Be Able To Fulfill Her Wish.

Perhaps A Bit Too Late… Although, Maybe You Could Use A Tachyon Signal To Beam

Find A Value N With N&Amp;Gt;0 And 40N≤31N.

Find A Value N With N&Amp;Gt;0 And 40N≤31N.

On The Bright Side, You Can Tell Your Grandchildren That You Once Banged The Queen. Well, I Guess, You Can Tell Your Adopted Grandchildren.

On The Bright Side, You Can Tell Your Grandchildren That You Once Banged The Queen.

You Could Try To Reason With Her, But Isn’t The Attempt To Overwhelm Someone With Arguments A Form Of Psychological Violence?

You Could Try To Reason With Her, But Isn’t The Attempt To Overwhelm Someone With

Bianca Beauchamp As A Blonde.

Bianca Beauchamp As A Blonde.

Perhaps I Should Mention That She Needs Several Hours To Reach Orgasm. At Least That’s What She Claims.

Perhaps I Should Mention That She Needs Several Hours To Reach Orgasm. At Least That’s

Replace The Batteries In Her Neck Massager Or Whatever That Thing Is?

Replace The Batteries In Her Neck Massager Or Whatever That Thing Is?

A Previous Post Discusses The Relative Merits Of Chainmail Bikinis And Serious Armor.

A Previous Post Discusses The Relative Merits Of Chainmail Bikinis And Serious Armor.

I Hope She Gets Paid Well.

I Hope She Gets Paid Well.

Judging By Her Clothes, She Doesn’t Live On The North Pole, But Is From Some Local Branch. Or She’s Magically Resistant To Cold.

Judging By Her Clothes, She Doesn’t Live On The North Pole, But Is From Some Local

And The Third Most Awesome Thing In The Universe Are Her Golden Panties.

And The Third Most Awesome Thing In The Universe Are Her Golden Panties.

…Or When You Run, Or When You Take The Stairs, Or When You Walk In A Leisurely Pace, Or When You Bicycle, Or When You Shower, Or When Your Trousers Are Too Tight, Or When Your Balls Itch,…

…Or When You Run, Or When You Take The Stairs, Or When You Walk In A Leisurely

Puppies And Bunnies Are A Bit Of A Mixed Metaphor. But How Else Could You Describe These Eyes?

Puppies And Bunnies Are A Bit Of A Mixed Metaphor. But How Else Could You Describe

I’d Say That This Is One Of My Few Not-Safe-For-Work Posts, With All The Library Porn In The Background.

I’d Say That This Is One Of My Few Not-Safe-For-Work Posts, With All The Library

The Title Is Of Course A Sarcastic Reference To Some Misguided Theory How To Explain Different Sexual Orientations (The Apostle Paul, By The Way, Developed The Theory That God Punishes People With Gayness If They Don’t Feed The Poor, Which Sounds Equally

The Title Is Of Course A Sarcastic Reference To Some Misguided Theory How To Explain

If You Look Closely, I Think You Can See A Bit Of Alison’s Areola (Sure, Admitted, You Can See All Of Her Breasts And Vagina In Some Of Her Other Photos, But Let’s Ignore That For A Moment). I Think She’s Saying Something About Prerogatives And

If You Look Closely, I Think You Can See A Bit Of Alison’s Areola (Sure, Admitted,

Will Space Cadet Stimpy Be Able To Resist The Temptation To Push The Big Red Button? How Can He Possibly Resist The Maddening Urge To Eradicate History At The Mere Push Of A Single Button? The Beautiful, Shiny Button? The Jolly, Candy-Like Button? Will

Will Space Cadet Stimpy Be Able To Resist The Temptation To Push The Big Red Button?

How Would You Compute The Average When A Few Outliers Could Severely Skew The Result? Suppose, For Example, That Out Of 25 Men, 24 Of Them Get Locked For A Few Days Each Time, But The Other One Gets Locked For 50 Years. A Naïve Computation Would Tell

How Would You Compute The Average When A Few Outliers Could Severely Skew The Result?

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While Grass Is Edible, Having A Diet Consisting Mainly Of Cellulose Can Be Tricky And With Weird Consequences. Some Wood-Eating Insects, For Example, Have Special Gut-Bacteria Which Only Get Inherited On The Maternal Side (Since They Get Passed Down To

While Grass Is Edible, Having A Diet Consisting Mainly Of Cellulose Can Be Tricky

In The World Of Tomorrow, Black Leather Becomes Mandatory.

In The World Of Tomorrow, Black Leather Becomes Mandatory.

Meanwhile, A Thousand Years Earlier, In The World Of Today, On The First Of April…

Meanwhile, A Thousand Years Earlier, In The World Of Today, On The First Of April…

I Bet That She’s Fully Functional, If You Get What I Mean, Wink, Wink. Not That It Makes A Difference Any More, If You Stop Being Fully Functional.

I Bet That She’s Fully Functional, If You Get What I Mean, Wink, Wink. Not That

Do You Know This Problem? You Earn Enough Money, So Cleaning Your Home Yourself And Spending A Lot Of Time On It Doesn’t Really Make Sense: Considering The Amount Of Money You Earn Each Hour And How Much You Value Your Remaining Free Time, It Would

Do You Know This Problem? You Earn Enough Money, So Cleaning Your Home Yourself And

I Dislike The Idea Of Vigilantes, And I Dislike Their Popularity In Popular Culture; On The Other Hand, Buttle Was A Victim Of Governmental Violence, Which Isn’t Really Better.

I Dislike The Idea Of Vigilantes, And I Dislike Their Popularity In Popular Culture;

I Think The Correct Canonical Term, Instead Of “Prosthetic Substitute”, Is “Automail Penis”.

I Think The Correct Canonical Term, Instead Of “Prosthetic Substitute”, Is “Automail

Can Someone Make Out The Name Of The College On The Screen Which Has Such A Course? I Think It’s “Lorem Ipsum”, But I Can’t Find Their Webpage.

Can Someone Make Out The Name Of The College On The Screen Which Has Such A Course?

Too Early?

Too Early?

Since My Family Name Is “Thor”, The Stories And Myths Of The Norse God Of Bad Weather Have A Special Meaning For Me; The Story Of Thrym Is Lifted Almost Verbatim From The Elder Edda, Except For Some Smaller Details: In The Original Story, Thor Isn’t

Since My Family Name Is “Thor”, The Stories And Myths Of The Norse God Of Bad

Seriously, Dude, The Lack Of A Lock Should Have Been A Clue.

Seriously, Dude, The Lack Of A Lock Should Have Been A Clue.

It Seems Like Everything Can Be A Fetish. I Like Striped Leggings, Both Horizontal (As Shown Here) And Vertical, Although I Think I Like The Horizontal Stripes A Teeny Tiny Bit More.

It Seems Like Everything Can Be A Fetish. I Like Striped Leggings, Both Horizontal

I Think She’s Right: Do We Really Always Need The Newest And Shiniest Model With A Crapload Of Features Nobody Really Needs?

I Think She’s Right: Do We Really Always Need The Newest And Shiniest Model With

Aubrey Plaza And The Perfect “Why Should I Care?” Look.

Aubrey Plaza And The Perfect “Why Should I Care?” Look.

Denise Milano And A Match Of Tennis. As Einstein Didn’t Say (But It Gets Attributed To Him Anyway): The Definition Of Insanity Is Doing The Same Thing Over And Over Again, But Expecting Different Results. Maybe Her Victim Is Loosing On Purpose?

Denise Milano And A Match Of Tennis. As Einstein Didn’t Say (But It Gets Attributed

I’m Wondering Which Country Has Red-Yellow Striped Fences. But Maybe It’s A Privately Owned Fence, And The Owner Can Color The Fence To Her Idiosyncratic Liking.

I’m Wondering Which Country Has Red-Yellow Striped Fences. But Maybe It’s A Privately

It’s Not Sufficient That You Look Good, You Also Have To Hold Yourself In A Conversation With Her Friends And Acquaintances And Colleagues From Work And Leave A Favorable Impression As A Well-Educated, Charming, Witty But Polite Young Man. And It’s

It’s Not Sufficient That You Look Good, You Also Have To Hold Yourself In A Conversation

That Looks Uncomfortable: The Pink Of The Strap-On And The Red Of The Latex Suit Clash In An Uncomfortable Way. Surely That Must Hurt.

That Looks Uncomfortable: The Pink Of The Strap-On And The Red Of The Latex Suit

What’s The Worst That Could Happen? She Looks Nice And Friendly, I Bet She’s Just Joking Around.

What’s The Worst That Could Happen? She Looks Nice And Friendly, I Bet She’s

You’re Quite Lucky That She’s So Lenient.

You’re Quite Lucky That She’s So Lenient.

You’re Quite Lucky That She’s So Sensible And Saves You From Most Of Your Crazy Ideas Your Constant Horniness Makes So Appealing Of You. She Talks You Out Of Most Of Them, Except Those She Finds Herself Amusing.

You’re Quite Lucky That She’s So Sensible And Saves You From Most Of Your Crazy

The Downside Of Being A Spark: The Constant Need For Test Subjects.

The Downside Of Being A Spark: The Constant Need For Test Subjects.

The Downside Of Working In Medical Engineering: The Constant Need For Test Subjects.

The Downside Of Working In Medical Engineering: The Constant Need For Test Subjects.

It’s Nice To See That Bianca Beauchamp Finally Got A Job As A Teacher After All.

It’s Nice To See That Bianca Beauchamp Finally Got A Job As A Teacher After All.

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