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&Amp;Ldquo;Will You Be My Live-In Normal?&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;I Have An App That Can Steal Anything&Amp;Hellip; Including Your Heart.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;Forget Using Anthea&Amp;Ndash; I&Amp;Rsquo;D Much Rather Come Abduct You Myself.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;I Would Care If Your Life Was At Stake, Even If It Didn&Amp;Rsquo;T Help Save You.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;You Are Far More Than A Seven, Therefore I Would Leave The Flat For You.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;How Do You Feel About Hamish For A Baby Name?&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;When People Call Me A Freak, They Mean In Bed.&Amp;Rdquo; Submitted By Tophatsandfedoras.

&Amp;Ldquo;Why Should You Choose Me? Well, I Am My Own Least Irritating Officer.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;I&Amp;Rsquo;D Like To Fiddle With You When I&Amp;Rsquo;M Thinking&Amp;Ndash; And I&Amp;Rsquo;M Not Talking About Playing The Violin.&Amp;Rdquo; Inspired By This (Source Unknown).

&Amp;Ldquo;I Only Pick Up Other Guys Because Mycroft Orders Me To. You&Amp;Rsquo;Re The One I&Amp;Rsquo;M Sexting.&Amp;Rdquo; Based On A Suggestion By Tophatsandfedoras, Who Wanted Anthea Sexting.

&Amp;Ldquo;I Would Wait A Year And A Half Just To Serenade You With My Bee Gees Ringtone.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;I Bet I Can Keep You Wetter Than Soo Lin Yao&Amp;Rsquo;S Teapots.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;You&Amp;Rsquo;Re More Valuable To Me Than A Nine Million Pound Jade Hairpin.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;I May Not Be The Golem, But I Bet I Can Squeeze The Life Out Of You, If You Get What I Mean.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;You Make Me So Stiff, Molly Mistook Me For One Of Her Cadavers.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;I Like My Partners The Way I Like My Wall Decorations: Music-Loving And Horny.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;Wanna See What&Amp;Rsquo;S Under My Shaw?&Amp;Rdquo; Seriously Though, Save Undershaw!

&Amp;Ldquo;Don&Amp;Rsquo;T You Want Me On The Floor Too? And On The Bed, And On The Couch, And On The Table, And Against The Wall&Amp;Hellip;&Amp;Rdquo; Submitted By Anonymous.

&Amp;Ldquo;Do You Want To See What Else I Could Present For Your Pleasure?&Amp;Rdquo; Submitted By The-Improbable-1.

&Amp;Ldquo;If You Were My Day To Die, I Could Never Get A Better Offer.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;Even If I Was The St. Bart&Amp;Rsquo;S Traffic Cone, I Wouldn&Amp;Rsquo;T Tell You To Slow Down.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;A Black Lotus Flower Isn&Amp;Rsquo;T The Only Thing I Can Put In Your Mouth.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;I Have Five Children.&Amp;Rdquo; Okay, So This One&Amp;Rsquo;S Actually A Bit Of An Inside Joke&Amp;Hellip; My Ex-Boyfriend, (Whom I Am No Longer On Speaking Terms With), Has A Daughter Now, And He&Amp;Rsquo;S Been Persistently Trying To Inform Me Of This Fact.

&Amp;Ldquo;You Can Ride Me If You Want. I Even Come With A Riding Crop!&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;If You Were My Drug, A Seven Percent Solution Wouldn&Amp;Rsquo;T Be Enough.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;If I Had A Silly-Looking Jumper For Every Time I Thought Of You, I&Amp;Rsquo;D Be John Watson.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;My Division Is Long Division&Amp;Hellip; Wanna See Why?&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;If You Give Me Your Heart, I Promise I Won&Amp;Rsquo;T Put It In The Fridge.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;I Was Wats-Off, But Then You Turned Me Wats-On.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;My Umbrella Will Keep You Dry, But I&Amp;Rsquo;Ll Keep You Wet.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;I&Amp;Rsquo;M More Desperate For You Than Mycroft Is For Tea On A Train.&Amp;Rdquo; Inspired By A Tweet From Mark Gatiss.

&Amp;Ldquo;I&Amp;Rsquo;M Not Your Type? Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Worry&Amp;Ndash; I&Amp;Rsquo;M Sooooo Changeable.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;I Couldn&Amp;Rsquo;T Keep My Eyes Off Of You, So I Had To Put Them In The Microwave.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;I Would Stop Wearing Westwood Just To Get Your Attention.&Amp;Rdquo; Submitted By Tophatsandfedoras.

&Amp;Ldquo;Can We Go To Your Place? There&Amp;Rsquo;S A Consulting Criminal Storyteller Hiding At Mine.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;Want To Know Why The Fandom Calls Me &Amp;Lsquo;Fucking Anderson&Amp;Rsquo;?&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;Bond Air Isn&Amp;Rsquo;T My Only &Amp;Lsquo;Jumbo Jet,&Amp;Rsquo; If You Get What I Mean.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;You Light Up My Life Like A Baskerville Rabbit.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;Will You Be The Sher-Key To My Sher-Lock?&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;Do You Like Mexican Food? Because I&Amp;Rsquo;Ll Gladly Offer You A Taste Of My Fiesta Dick.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;My Coat Isn&Amp;Rsquo;T The Only Thing That&Amp;Rsquo;S Pink And Wet.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;Science Of Deduction? Wouldn&Amp;Rsquo;T You Rather Hear About The Science Of Seduction?&Amp;Rdquo; Submitted By Thesaphiragirl.

&Amp;Ldquo;Mycroft? I&Amp;Rsquo;D Rather Be Your Croft.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;I Would Keep Your Mobile Phone.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;I Can&Amp;Rsquo;T Have U.m.q.r.a. Without U.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;The Sign Of 3? I Prefer The Sign Of &Amp;Lt;3&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;I&Amp;Rsquo;D Let You Ride My Tube With Your Harpoon.&Amp;Rdquo; Submitted (With Photo) By Carrie (No Username). (Admin&Amp;Rsquo;S Note: Yes, I Realize This Screencap Has Been Used Before, But It Was A Photo Submission, So I Just Rolled With It.)

&Amp;Ldquo;My Love For You Glows Brighter Than Bluebell.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;I&Amp;Rsquo;M No Herr Trepoff; The Only Thing I&Amp;Rsquo;M Guilty Of Is Loving You.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;I&Amp;Rsquo;D Smile And Wink At You Even If It Didn&Amp;Rsquo;T Humanize Me.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;Care To Be My Goldfish?&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;I Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Just Have Wood For You&Amp;Hellip; I Have Pipe/Tube/Wotsit Thingamebob For You.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;Your Perfection Has Left Me Completely Deaded.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;I Want To Sleeeeep With You.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;I&Amp;Rsquo;Ll Tell You What The H Stands For.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;Wanna See My &Amp;Lsquo;Meat Dagger&Amp;Rsquo;?&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;I&Amp;Rsquo;D Like To Discover Your &Amp;Lsquo;Pressure Points,&Amp;Rsquo; If You Get What I Mean.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;I Want You To Fill My &Amp;Lsquo;Empty Hearse.&Amp;Rsquo;&Amp;Rdquo; Submitted By Jadziabear.

&Amp;Ldquo;Without You, My Heart Feels Hollower Than Jack Griffin&Amp;Rsquo;S Suit.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;My Left Hat Bobble Isn&Amp;Rsquo;T The Only Thing I&Amp;Rsquo;D Like To Chew On.&Amp;Rdquo;

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