Pretend Time

Metaphorformetaphor: When You Love Someone, You Do Not Love Them All The Time, In Exactly The Same Way, From Moment To Moment. It Is An Impossibility. It Is Even A Lie To Pretend To. And Yet This Is Exactly What Most Of Us Demand. We Have So Little Faith

Imyourdaddy1971: Manifest83: Dad Should Be Home Any Minute Now. I Wonder What He’s Gonna Say… What He’s Gonna Do… I’m Just Going To Pretend That I Don’t See Him And That I Lost Track Of Time While Playing With My Cock. I’m So Nervous…

Henrycavillglory: Itsabsolutelyfantastic: Can I Pretend That This Is Him Video Calling Me? Every. Damn. Time.

Stiles2014: I Hate It When My “Friends” Just Dismiss Something I’m Really Passionate About Like “Oh You’re Talking About That Again” Like Shut Up Don’t Ruin This For Me Do You Know How Many Times I’ve Pretended To Care Or Even Genuinely

Hollyksavolly:stronger-Than-I-Was: Some Times I Like To Pretend I Could Be A Pin Up Girl Got That Rosie The Riveter Vibe💪

Knowmyvalue: Berrym: I’m Supposed To Be Studying But Instead I Made A Pair Of Glasses For My Cat And Pretended He Was Studying 🙃 This Is A Much Better Use Of Your Time Tbh

Sissy-Slut-Jennifer: Joli-Et-Tordu: Ebony Here Is Ebony A Good Friend That Learned A Long Time Ago That She Was Pretending To Be A Real Men But Realized That She Is A Sissy Faggot That Is Here To Serve Real Men By Offering Her Two Slutty Holes For

Theinfernaldevices: Schamlos: Theinfernaldevices: On December 21St We All Should Just Agree On A Time To Drop To The Ground And Pretend To Be Dead I’m Pretty Sure That World Ending Doesn’t Work Like That I’m Sorry How Many Apocalypses Have

Srafandseedpods: Oh My God One Of Our Tigers Did This (And It Isn’t Stuck On His Head; One Of The Keepers Went In To See If He Needed Help And He Undid This And Redid It On His Own A Few Times) But Oh My God He’s Pretending To Be A Lion Im Gonna

Rare-Hana: Spaghetti-Time-Lord: Are We All Just Going To Pretend These Shows Weren’t Apart Of Our Childhood I’m Mourning My Lost Choldhood Right Now

Underhuntressmoon: Jemmasimmns: One Difference Between Cats And Dogs Is That Dogs Do Absolutely Nothing To Mask Their Clinginess While Cats Pretend It’s A Coincidence They’re In The Same Room As You 97% Of The Time &Amp;Ldquo;The Fact I Am Laying On

Skimpymoms: Milkymamasboy68: Hornymatures: Meet A Real Local Horny Milf! My Mom And I Have Always Been Close. My Favorite Is Our Beach Trips!Seems She Wants To Play A Game This Time. We Are Supposed To Pretend We Are A Couple And Laugh Over How

Caitluffs: Applethefruit: Crrocs: How Am I Supposed To Make Creative Funny Text Posts When Nothing Happens In My Life At All You Just Use A Story From Sims And Pretend It Really Happened To You One Time I Was Swimming But The Pool Ladders Disappeared

Etrogim: I Like To Pretend I’m A Heartless Apathetic B*Tch But In Reality I’m A Baby Who Cares A Fucking Lot And Emotionally Invests Myself In Everything And Is Hurt 98.3% Of The Time

Misslittleamaria: I’m Such A Bad Girl, I Don’t Even Pretend To Be Innocent Anymore. I Just Spend Half My Time With My Hands Between My Legs And The Other Half In Slutty Lingerie.

Fr4Nike: Maddwood: I’m Tired I’m Gay. I’m Tired. I Texted One Of My Best Friends This Morning And Asked, “Did You Hear About Orlando?” Because The First Time I Ever Went To A Gay Club And Pretended Like I Was “Out” Was With Him When We

Frozen-In-Childhood: Clarknokent: Spaghettimonster42: Are We All Just Going To Pretend These Shows Weren’t Apart Of Our Childhood Not At All, Filmore Was My Shit! Fucking Code Lyoko Oh My God Someone Give Me A Time Machine

I Like To Pretend That I Can Take Your Watch And Add More Minutes, Hours, Days. That Out Time Together Only Ever Extends, And Never Trickles Down.

Kalagangers: #Remember That Time When Joey Fell In Love With Phoebe’s Twin Sister And She Was A Bitch And Started Ignoring Him #And Then Phoebe Got So Upset That She Pretended To Be Her Sister To Break Up With Him Like A Real Person Should #And

Service2Smmbybj: Sir-Erik: Feelingknottycda: This Muzzled Boy Isn’t Going Anywhere, And Judging By His Cock, That’s Just How He Likes It. A Boy’s Cock Will Always Betray Him. Sure He Will Pretend Not To Have A Good Time Tied Up. But His Cock Will

Slangwang: Okay So What If Every Time Equius Accidentally Breaks Something He Feels Really Guilty And Just Pretends He Doesn’t See It

Harrywantsababy: I Can’t Wait For One Direction To Pretend No One Has Heard Their Album During A Live Stream For Like The Third Time I Live For Their Dead Inside Lying Faces

Dream-Big-Live-Shy: My Parents Are Cute Because Every Time We Come To Steak ‘N Shake My Dad Pretends To Look Away When We Get Our Shakes And My Mom Puts Her Cherry On His Shake And He Always Goes “Wow! I Got Two Cherries Again! I Am The Luckiest

Enfeiurado: Enfeiurado: 1- Quero Você Pra Mim. 2- Tem Quantos Anos? 3- Qual Carreira Pretende Seguir? 4- Tem Quantos Seguidores? 5- Seu Tumblr É Famoso? 6- Recomende Um Tumblr. 7- Gosta De Que Tipo De Jogos De Video Game? 8- Torce Pra Que Time? 9-

Enfeiurado: Enfeiurado: 1- Quero Você Pra Mim. 2- Tem Quantos Anos? 3- Qual Carreira Pretende Seguir? 4- Tem Quantos Seguidores? 5- Seu Tumblr É Famoso? 6- Recomende Um Tumblr. 7- Gosta De Que Tipo De Jogos De Video Game? 8- Torce Pra Que Time? 9-

Enfeiurado: Enfeiurado: 1- Quero Você Pra Mim. 2- Tem Quantos Anos? 3- Qual Carreira Pretende Seguir? 4- Tem Quantos Seguidores? 5- Seu Tumblr É Famoso? 6- Recomende Um Tumblr. 7- Gosta De Que Tipo De Jogos De Video Game? 8- Torce Pra Que Time? 9-

Dreckssauuuuu: Fratboyparty: If I Had A Friend Like This I Would Pretend To Sleep All The Time. Good Friend!! Geil

Srafandseedpods: Oh My God One Of Our Tigers Did This (And It Isn’t Stuck On His Head; One Of The Keepers Went In To See If He Needed Help And He Undid This And Redid It On His Own A Few Times) But Oh My God He’s Pretending To Be A Lion Im Gonna

Knowmyvalue: Berrym: I’m Supposed To Be Studying But Instead I Made A Pair Of Glasses For My Cat And Pretended He Was Studying 🙃 This Is A Much Better Use Of Your Time Tbh

The Best Time I Pretended I Hadn’t Heard Of Slavoj Žižek — The Hairpin

Rabioheab: Listen, I Have Loved You For A Really Long Time And… Gets Down On One Knee Gets Down On Two Knees Gets Down On All Fours Starts Running Around Pretending To Be A Dog

Schticky-Friend: Shitilivefor: Katara: I Just Pretend I Know What Im Talking About 150% Of The Time If You Can’t Blow Them Away With Your Brilliance, Baffle Them With Your Bullshit I Think I Just Found My Senior Quote Headology At Its Finest

Misshealthgeek: Srafandseedpods: One Of The Keepers Went In To See If He Needed Help And He Undid This And Redid It On His Own A Few Times) But Oh My God He’s Pretending To Be A Lion Im Gonna Die No He’s Getting In Touch With His Inner Donut

Mosellegreen: Cumaeansibyl: Green-Evening: Sometimes In Daily Life I Like To Pretend I’m A Time Traveler From Late Medieval Europe And I’m Just Fucking Amazed At My Luxurious Life Let Me Tell You, 14Th C Me Is Really Impressed With Modern Me’s

Caseyanthonyofficial: Lets Stop Pretending That Pants Are Even Necessary Its Time We Progress As A Society

Srafandseedpods: Oh My God One Of Our Tigers Did This (And It Isn’t Stuck On His Head; One Of The Keepers Went In To See If He Needed Help And He Undid This And Redid It On His Own A Few Times) But Oh My God He’s Pretending To Be A Lion Im Gonna

Underhuntressmoon: Jemmasimmns: One Difference Between Cats And Dogs Is That Dogs Do Absolutely Nothing To Mask Their Clinginess While Cats Pretend It’s A Coincidence They’re In The Same Room As You 97% Of The Time &Amp;Ldquo;The Fact I Am Laying On

Caitluffs: Applethefruit: Crrocs: How Am I Supposed To Make Creative Funny Text Posts When Nothing Happens In My Life At All You Just Use A Story From Sims And Pretend It Really Happened To You One Time I Was Swimming But The Pool Ladders Disappeared

Underhuntressmoon: Jemmasimmns: One Difference Between Cats And Dogs Is That Dogs Do Absolutely Nothing To Mask Their Clinginess While Cats Pretend It’s A Coincidence They’re In The Same Room As You 97% Of The Time &Amp;Ldquo;The Fact I Am Laying On

Humansofnewyork: “What’s Surprised You Most About Being A Parent?”“The Feeling Of Being Called ‘Dad.’ It’s The Best Feeling On Earth. The First Time My Daughter Called Me ‘Dad,’ We Were Playing Hide And Go Seek. I Was Pretending That

Jesuislegrandefromage: I Am Honestly So Much More Content Sitting In My Room Alone At Night Smiling To Myself As I Watch My Favorite T.v. Shows, Than Out In In Uncomfortable Situation That Involves Me Pretending To Be Having The Time Of My Life With

Fishcustardandclintbarton: Castieltheflyingassbutt: Thenotoriousscuttlecliff: Doctorwhoxdc: How Come Ryan Reynolds Can Go Around Pretty Much Pretending He’s Deadpool All The Time And Marvel Come Out With The Movie And No One Makes Fun Of It, And

Beggars-Opera: Beggars-Opera: My Friends Idea Of A Good Time Is Dressing Up In Colonial Attire And Pretending To Beat Each Other Up While Similarly Dressed Colonial Men Jump Around In The Background Waving Fistfuls Of Cash I Feel Like My Life Has Reached

Broken-Down-Sluts: The First Time She Was Fucked By A Man Is Was Pure Rape - She Screamed And Struggled And Fought And… Came Harder Than She Ever Had Before. She Tried To Pretend It Haden’t Happened. Afterall, She Was A Lesbian, She Just Wasn’t

Nhtwannabe: Cdlittler: Jamesjanette: Nonookie: Kent-Shemale: Rainman577: Sexy-Trappy-Tgirls: Stop Pretending You Don’t Like Sissy Boys. You Know You Want To. Maybe ;) // My Mouth Is Wet Just Thinking About It I’d Suck A Traps Dick Any Time!

Rapedollswanted: Daddyslittlewankbait: “I’m Not Doing Anything Wrong”, She Said Smugly. “You’ve Been Pissing Everyone Off, Can You Not Find Some Other Car Park To Waste People’s Time In?” “It’s Not Illegal Loser. Don’t Pretend You

Rapedkittn: Daddy Tied Me Up And Made Me Pretend To Sleep As Several Of His Friends Came In To Use His “Heavy Sleeper” Of A Teenage Daughter. They Spanked My Ass, Fucked Both My Holes, And Came Inside Me Several Times Each And Think I Slept Through

Setbabiesonfire: Windows-98: I Pretend I’m Adele In The Shower N Then My Parents Yell At Me To Shut Up :-) All The Time.

Theinfernaldevices: Schamlos: Theinfernaldevices: On December 21St We All Should Just Agree On A Time To Drop To The Ground And Pretend To Be Dead I’m Pretty Sure That World Ending Doesn’t Work Like That I’m Sorry How Many Apocalypses Have

Sometimes When I’m Taking A Shower I Lean Forward And Let My Hair Dramatically Fall In Front Of My Face And Pretend I Just Had Some Kind Of Heart Shattering Moment In The Rain And Other Times I Collect Water In My Mouth And Spit It At Things Like

Caitluffs: Applethefruit: Crrocs: How Am I Supposed To Make Creative Funny Text Posts When Nothing Happens In My Life At All You Just Use A Story From Sims And Pretend It Really Happened To You One Time I Was Swimming But The Pool Ladders Disappeared

Srafandseedpods: Oh My God One Of Our Tigers Did This (And It Isn’t Stuck On His Head; One Of The Keepers Went In To See If He Needed Help And He Undid This And Redid It On His Own A Few Times) But Oh My God He’s Pretending To Be A Lion Im Gonna

Underhuntressmoon: Jemmasimmns: One Difference Between Cats And Dogs Is That Dogs Do Absolutely Nothing To Mask Their Clinginess While Cats Pretend It’s A Coincidence They’re In The Same Room As You 97% Of The Time &Amp;Ldquo;The Fact I Am Laying On

Caseyanthonyofficial: Lets Stop Pretending That Pants Are Even Necessary Its Time We Progress As A Society

Rockthetarot: You’ve Left Your Nothing To Compete W/Silence- A Brian Jones Fanmix By Flying-Glove Paint It Black The Rolling Stones// Young And Beautiful Lana Del Rey// No Rest For The Wicked Lykke Li// Time To Pretend Mgmt// Baby You’re A Rich

Cinematapestry: “I Learned To Stop Thinking About That Time. To Pretend It Never Happened… Which Of Course, Was Impossible.”-Shirkers (2018) Dir. Sandi Tan

Creepycreepshit: This May Be The Ass That Puts Me Into Retirement Or That Unleashes The Monster In Me. This Is The Kind Of Ass I Dream Of Finding And Today I Found It. It Was Perfect Timing. I Saw Her Waiting For The Elevator So I Pretended I Was Going

Gl-Am-Ou-R: Darecrowavis: I Had To Watch This Like Twelve Times That Guy Stole Their Bag Or Something, So He Turns The Corner And Changes His Outfit And Pulls Out A Basketball, Then Pretends To Be A Bystander To Mislead The People Chasing After Him

Blue-Author: Srafandseedpods: Oh My God One Of Our Tigers Did This (And It Isn’t Stuck On His Head; One Of The Keepers Went In To See If He Needed Help And He Undid This And Redid It On His Own A Few Times) But Oh My God He’s Pretending To Be A

Nhtwannabe: Cdlittler: Jamesjanette: Nonookie: Kent-Shemale: Rainman577: Sexy-Trappy-Tgirls: Stop Pretending You Don’t Like Sissy Boys. You Know You Want To. Maybe ;) // My Mouth Is Wet Just Thinking About It I’d Suck A Traps Dick Any Time!

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