Pretend Time

Drug-Lavigne: You Were Everything, Everything That I Wanted. We Were Meant To Be, Supposed To Be, But We Lost It. All Of Our Memories So Close To Me, Just Fade Away. All This Time You Were Pretending, So Much For My Happy Ending.

Gl-Am-Ou-R: Darecrowavis: I Had To Watch This Like Twelve Times That Guy Stole Their Bag Or Something, So He Turns The Corner And Changes His Outfit And Pulls Out A Basketball, Then Pretends To Be A Bystander To Mislead The People Chasing After Him

Srafandseedpods: Oh My God One Of Our Tigers Did This (And It Isn’t Stuck On His Head; One Of The Keepers Went In To See If He Needed Help And He Undid This And Redid It On His Own A Few Times) But Oh My God He’s Pretending To Be A Lion Im Gonna

Hangthestars: Storywonker: Philsandifer: Milkypetalwater: Thenotoriousscuttlecliff: Doctorwhoxdc: How Come Ryan Reynolds Can Go Around Pretty Much Pretending He’s Deadpool All The Time And Marvel Come Out With The Movie And No One Makes Fun Of

Infiniteedge: Infiniteedge: It’s The Time Of Year For The People Who Kept Quiet About Harvey Weinstein To Make A Joke About Him At Some Rich People Award Show So They Can Show People How Woke They Are And Pretend Like They Weren’t Partially Responsible

Detectivehole:detectivehole:emperor Kuzco Was Clearly Gayhes 19, With Unlimited Power, And He Ain’t Got A Gf. The Only Time We See Him Interact With Any Women His Own Age Is When He’s Rejecting Like 7 Of Them Rapid Fire. He Pretends To Date Pacha

Magicalgirlmindcrank:wish Tumblr Would Just Say &Amp;Ldquo;The Op Has You Blocked&Amp;Rdquo; Instead Of Pretending It&Amp;Rsquo;S A Connection Error Or Whatever Cuz With The Track Record Of This Site I Think It Might Be A Legitimate Error Like 70% Of The Time

This-Tree-Is-My-Boyfriend:spectrometrie:spectrometrie:when I Was A Kid My Parents Bought Me An Inflatable Doll Of The Scream By Edvard Munch (??) That Was Significantly Taller Than I Was At The Time And I Used To Slow-Dance With It And Pretend It Was

This-Tree-Is-My-Boyfriend:spectrometrie:spectrometrie:when I Was A Kid My Parents Bought Me An Inflatable Doll Of The Scream By Edvard Munch (??) That Was Significantly Taller Than I Was At The Time And I Used To Slow-Dance With It And Pretend It Was

“I Keep Everything Hidden Because There&Amp;Rsquo;S Nothing About My True Self That Anyone Likes. I&Amp;Rsquo;M Not Difficult. I&Amp;Rsquo;M The Easiest Person Around. I Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Belong, And I Spend All My Time Pretending I Do. Sometimes I Get Weary Of It,

Nodaybuttodaytodefygravity: Unicornmunch: Dauntlessoldier: 4Th Of July Posts The Last One Killed Me. … I Can’t Even . It’s Almost That Time Again Bitches America Day Bitches The One Day A Year We Pretend Not To Hate Our Country Rageomega,

Caitluffs: Applethefruit: Crrocs: How Am I Supposed To Make Creative Funny Text Posts When Nothing Happens In My Life At All You Just Use A Story From Sims And Pretend It Really Happened To You One Time I Was Swimming But The Pool Ladders Disappeared

6Woofs: 6Woofs: It’s Howling Time! River Was Lazy And Howled From The Floor, And Loki Just Pretended To Howl Lol. One More. &Amp;Lt;3

Caitluffs: Applethefruit: Crrocs: How Am I Supposed To Make Creative Funny Text Posts When Nothing Happens In My Life At All You Just Use A Story From Sims And Pretend It Really Happened To You One Time I Was Swimming But The Pool Ladders Disappeared

Sametrue: It’s Almost The Time Of Year Where Straight Boys Pretend To Not Be Cold In Their Shorts

Etrogim:i Like To Pretend I’m A Heartless Apathetic B*Tch But In Reality I’m A Baby Who Cares A Fucking Lot And Emotionally Invests Myself In Everything And Is Hurt 98.3% Of The Time

Asleepylioness: Hello Lioness! This Is A First Time Submission: Evidenced By My Anxious Hands And Uncertain Flesh. I Can’t Hold My Lover Currently, But I Can Hold My Coffee And Close My Eyes And For Just One Moment Pretend That The Warmth Is His

Ivyaura: If Cracked Can Talk About Whorephobia It’s Time To Stop Pretending We’re Making It Up For Attention

Joculatrickery: Someone Who’s Experimented With The Idea Of Pants Pooping In Private Before Only To Find, To Their Annoyance, That They Can’t Make Themself Really Go In Their Pants Realizing At Least They Can Pretend They Are At Any Time. They Push

Lilfaux: One Time Me And My Best Friend Booked A Hotel Room And There Was A Phone In The Toilet And I Pretended To Use The Phone But Then It Broke So We Just Left It

Ass-Butt-Fallen-Angel: Stiles2014: I Hate It When My “Friends” Just Dismiss Something I’m Really Passionate About Like “Oh You’re Talking About That Again” Like Shut Up Don’t Ruin This For Me Do You Know How Many Times I’ve Pretended

Caseyanthonyofficial: Lets Stop Pretending That Pants Are Even Necessary Its Time We Progress As A Society

So, Yesterday, One Of My Vanilla Friends Made A Post On Facebook That Included Self Describing As “A Five Year Old Who Pays Her Bills On Time.” We’ve Talked Before About How We’re Not Real Adults And We’re Just Pretending, And She’s Someone

Charrface: I Don’t Actually Have A Job. I Bought Scrubs Online To Pretend. I’m Actually A Full Time Tit Flasher. 🙊🙊

Mybiventure: I Love Those “Straight” Guys Who Feel They Need To Pretend It Hurts Every Time. Cmon Dude, Your Puss Is So Wide I Barely Touched The Sides!

Gl-Am-Ou-R: Darecrowavis: I Had To Watch This Like Twelve Times That Guy Stole Their Bag Or Something, So He Turns The Corner And Changes His Outfit And Pulls Out A Basketball, Then Pretends To Be A Bystander To Mislead The People Chasing After Him

Yay4Hamlet: Yay4Hamlet: Did I Ever Tell You All About The Time A Kid In My High School Literally Pretended To Drink A Thing Of Windex So The Teachers Would Panic And Send Him To The Hospital And He Wouldn’t Have To Take The Test Alrighty Here Is The

Giddytf2: Srafandseedpods: Oh My God One Of Our Tigers Did This (And It Isn’t Stuck On His Head; One Of The Keepers Went In To See If He Needed Help And He Undid This And Redid It On His Own A Few Times) But Oh My God He’s Pretending To Be A Lion

Mercedesquinnthetgirlmistress: &Amp;Ldquo;Isn’t It Time To Stop Pretending Your A Happy Man, When You Really Want To Be Is Just Like Me. Group Session Sissies Is Run &Amp;Amp; Operated By Tgirl Mistress, She Freely Shares Hur Secrets Of Femininity Online With

Thepipsqueakery: This Is What Fergus Does All The Time. He Just Follows Mortimer Around And Watches Him Sleep Or Eat, And Makes The Other Guinea Pigs Leave Mortimer Alone If They Are Bothering Him. I Like To Pretend Fergus Is Mortimer’s Secret Service

Rivaiomine: And That Was When I Remembered... I`d Seen This Before, So Very Many Times. I`d Seen It Again And Again, But... I`d Always Pretend I Hadn`t. That`s Right. This World Is Cruel. ★

Ironchefsoulteddyg: Niggazinmoscow: I-Hate-Chick-Fil-A: Big Banks Have Purposely Excluded Minority-Owned Businesses And Made Getting Credit/Loans In Their Communities Next To Impossible Since Forever. It Should Be A Big Story All The Time. *Pretends

Urbanclictionary: Doin A Group Project Like Me, Every Time I Overhear The Management At Work Pretending At Being Useful. =_=

Godtricksterloki: Wouldyouliketoseemymask: That One Time Superman Pretended To Be Batman. Supes Would Make An Awesome Batman. Well, Dc Did Make An Elseworlds Version Where Supes Landed In Gotham Instead Of Smallville. Just Like Bats, Parents Got

Funny-Humor-Haha-Blog: Knowmyvalue: Berrym: I’m Supposed To Be Studying But Instead I Made A Pair Of Glasses For My Cat And Pretended He Was Studying 🙃 This Is A Much Better Use Of Your Time Tbh Submit This As An Art Project

Bluelightsfm: N7 Day Hype \O/ This Is Actually A Pretty Old Commission, But I’m Gonna Pretend I Totally Planned It Out To Post Today. I Thought About Turning It Into A Longer Movie, But It’s Been Scrapped For The Time Being. Stream Dl Strip Clothed

$Bluelightsfm: N7 Day Hype \O/ This Is Actually A Pretty Old Commission, But I’m$

Kylewt: Feetarethenewboobs: Feerarethenewboobs Krista Saluchi, Is So Hot. That Time When She Sat Across From Us By The Pool In The Back, Just Lounging In Your Mom’s Tacky Wicker Chair, Pretending Like She Didn’t Know We Were Checking Her Out.

Drakdoodles: Just Pretend I Made This Yesterday( Also First Time Ever Drawing A Cyclops 0: )

Seventypercentethanol: Let Us Pretend Once Upon I Time I Drew Decent Things.

Recentgooglesearches: Why Is Everyone Pretending That The Beatles Made Good Music The Only Time I Ever See The Beatles Mentioned On Tumblr, Its Someone Talking About How Terrible They Are. It Seems Like There Are More People Who Hate Them Than Like

Mountxxns Reblogged Your Photoset:thicchoe: I Am Literally Crying Now I’m Not&Amp;Hellip;Ummm No If That’s What He Meant He Could Have Said ‘Forgive Me For The Bit Of Time While I Stumble From Switching Names&Amp;Hellip;I Literally Could Not Pretend

Dionnespet: He Pretended To Be A Crossdresser To Get Inside Her Pants - Now He Was A Permanent Sissy And This Was The Last Time He Would Be With Her Before She Began To Pimp Him Out. He Just Didin’t Know It.

Lovethefamly: I Just Love What My Sister Has Done With Her Pants, Much Easier To Take A Quickie Without Getting Caught. I Remember One Time, We Pretended We Were Playing Tickle Game, My Sister Sat On Top Of Me On The Floor In The Living Room, And I Came

Mexhibitionist: Lovedadscock: Dozens Of Times!! Live To Jerk In A Stall When Dudes Are Pissing Next To Me And Have No Idea I’m Thinking Of Them! Exactly. Sometimes I Pretend I Get Too Into It And Forget There Are Others Watching

Knowmyvalue: Berrym: I’m Supposed To Be Studying But Instead I Made A Pair Of Glasses For My Cat And Pretended He Was Studying 🙃 This Is A Much Better Use Of Your Time Tbh

Ambris-Art: Sketch-Modblog: What’s That? Did Someone Say… Merry Chrysmas!? Well Here’s A Present From Uncle Graphiclee And Uncle Aphexangel.we Even Went Ahead And Made It With Transparency So You Can Pretend The Sultry Chrysalis Spent Time At

Ask-Gamer-Pony:ask-Blueflame:ask-Nessa-Plainpony-And-Friends:pinkamena-The-Serial-Liker:thereforespade:koipony:ask-Gamer-Pony:thereforespade:am I In The Community Yet?Meyes Omf Make A Chain Xd Durr~ Just Pretend I Was Here The Whole Time… Found Me

Marril96: Sumersprkl: Baku: The Worst Memories Of Being Bullied Is When Ppl Would Pretend Not To Be Bullying You And Ask You Questions And U Thought They Were Just Asking U Stuff But They Were Actually Laughing At You The Entire Time And U Had No Idea

Mynightwing: I Always Love It When My Sister Sneaks Into My Room At Night To Suck Me Off. For A Long Time, I Pretended To Be Asleep, But When I Started To Eat Her Out, The Blow Jobs Got Way Better.

Ladlelickedbarnaby Replied To Your Post: &Amp;Gt;Get An Rp Commission!&Amp;Gt;It’s Adventure Time, Cool!&Amp;Hellip; Yeah It’d Be Hard To Write That Sort Of Thing Without Being Interested In The Material Yourself. Can’t Pretend With That Shit. Exactly. You

Continuants: Edenwolfie: My Year 8 Students Had To Do A Budgeting Activity Pretending They Were Living Out Of Home On $2000 A Month And I Find This Written On There Help I Can’t Fucking Breathe This Is How I Feel Every Time I Am In The Supermarket

Grrrenadine: I Don’t Pretend To Knowthe Challenges We’re Facingi Know There’s No Replacing What We’ve Lostand You Need Time *Sheds A Tear

Linaisbluepancake: Miki Makimura Demon Protection Squad!!! Let’s Pretend I Haven’t Already Seen Devilman Like Three Times.

Pyrrhiccomedy: Animate-Mush: Amatara: I’m Pretending All The Time To Be, Kinder, Stronger, Funnier, More Sociable Than I Am. I Guess We’re All Like That But It Just Feels So Inadequate. What’s The Difference? I Know It Sounds Flippant But… Certain

Subblackgurl: A True Story From A Few Years Back. My Bf At The Time And I Were Trying Different Things. One Evening My Bf Tied Me To The Bed And Then We Had Sex While He Pretended To Be A Stranger, Telling Me He Was Raping Me. It Was A Turn-On, But These

Avoidantvoid: Tavpdfw You Still Don’t Understand Something After Someone Explained It To You But You’ve Already Used Up Your One Inconvenience Point Of The Day By Asking The First Time So You Just Pretend You Understood While You Slowly Die Inside

Kendallroy:kendallroy:tumblr Has Spent Far Too Much Time Bullying Fandom Nerds For Woobifying Pretend Genocidal Maniacs Played By Hot Guys When It Could Be Bullying Tankies For Woobifying Real Life Genocidal Maniacs Who Killed Millions Of People For Real

King-Of-Kum: When You Watch This… Pretend You Are Laying In My Bed, And You Get To Witness This Load Come Flying Over Your Body In Real Time,

Timetravelinchameleonlostinspace: #You Know He Pretended To Drop Her Like Three Times #And She Probably Screamed And Flailed And Clung On To His Neck #And He Was Pleased.

Iavenge: “It’s So Hard To Pretend To Be Friends With Someone Special, When Every Time You Look At That Person, All You See Is Everything You Want To Have.”

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