John Holmes

&Amp;Ldquo;I Would Fake Kill Myself For Your Sake.&Amp;Rdquo; Submitted By Tophatsandfedoras.

&Amp;Ldquo;I Want To Give You Head. And I&Amp;Rsquo;M Not Talking About The One In The Fridge.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;I.o.u. A Threesome.&Amp;Rdquo; Submitted By Tophatsandfedoras.

&Amp;Ldquo;I Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Have To Use My Imagination To Know That You&Amp;Rsquo;D Be The Last Thing I Thought Of Before I Died.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;I Would Read Your Blog Even If It Wasn&Amp;Rsquo;T About Me.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;Leave The Wall Alone. If You&Amp;Rsquo;Re Bored, I&Amp;Rsquo;Ll Gladly Take A Pounding From You.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;If Convenient, Meet Me In My Bedroom. If Inconvenient, Come Anyway.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;I&Amp;Rsquo;M Married To My Work, But I&Amp;Rsquo;D Divorce It For You.&Amp;Rdquo; Submitted By Imadeyousomeshoes.

&Amp;Ldquo;I Want To Put My &Amp;Lsquo;Experiment&Amp;Rsquo; In Your 'Microwave.&Amp;Rsquo;&Amp;Rdquo; Submitted By Imadeyousomeshoes.

&Amp;Ldquo;I Always Hear &Amp;Lsquo;Kiss Me On The Mouth&Amp;Rsquo; When You&Amp;Rsquo;Re Speaking, But It&Amp;Rsquo;S Usually Subtext.&Amp;Rdquo; Submitted By Imadeyousomeshoes.

&Amp;Ldquo;I&Amp;Rsquo;M Married To My Work, So We&Amp;Rsquo;Ll Have To Be Discreet.&Amp;Rdquo; Requested By One Of My Real-Life Friends, Who Doesn&Amp;Rsquo;T Have A Tumblr.

&Amp;Ldquo;If We Were At A Restaurant Together, I Wouldn&Amp;Rsquo;T Deny That You Were My Date.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;I Always Hear &Amp;Lsquo;Sit On My Face&Amp;Rsquo; When You&Amp;Rsquo;Re Speaking, But It&Amp;Rsquo;S Usually Subtext.&Amp;Rdquo; Submitted By Verity-Burns.

&Amp;Ldquo;I Wouldn&Amp;Rsquo;T Put On Pants For You.&Amp;Rdquo; Submitted By Britishrandominsanity.

The Best Of The Great Game References, From Bbc Sherlock Pick-Up Lines.

The Best Of The Hounds Of Baskerville References, From Bbc Sherlock Pick-Up Lines.

&Amp;Ldquo;If You&Amp;Rsquo;D Let Me, I&Amp;Rsquo;D Twiddle You All Day And Night.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;I&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Never Been Jealous Of A Shirt Before.&Amp;Rdquo; Submitted By Insertpoeticdevice.

The Best Of The Reichenbach Fall References, From Bbc Sherlock Pick-Up Lines.

&Amp;Ldquo;If You Think My Cheekbones Are Prominent, Just Wait Until You See The Bone In My Pants.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;I Never Want To Say &Amp;Lsquo;Laterz!&Amp;Rsquo; To You.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;I Love You So Much, I Promise To Avoid Your Nose And Teeth Whenever I Punch Your Face.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;I&Amp;Rsquo;Ll Help You Excrete The Drug Out Of Your System.&Amp;Rdquo; Submitted By Maskedcity.

&Amp;Ldquo;I Know A Man&Amp;Hellip; And I Am What He Likes.&Amp;Rdquo; Submitted By Raj (No Username).

&Amp;Ldquo;I&Amp;Rsquo;D Like To Get Some From You&Amp;Hellip; And I&Amp;Rsquo;M Not Talking About Cigarettes.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;I Would Drink Your Coffee Even If The Sugar Was Drugged.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;My Chemical Defect For You Could Never Put Me On The Losing Side.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;So, You&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Got A Boyfriend Then? I&Amp;Rsquo;Ll Have You Either Way. It&Amp;Rsquo;S All Fine.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;When I Said I Was Hoping You&Amp;Rsquo;D Go Deeper, I Wasn&Amp;Rsquo;T Talking About Your Analysis.&Amp;Rdquo; Submitted By Tophatsandfedoras.

&Amp;Ldquo;I&Amp;Rsquo;D Hit That 1895 Times.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;It&Amp;Rsquo;S A Good Thing I Find Breathing Boring, Because You Take My Breath Away.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;I Regret Deleting The Solar System, Because You Are Out Of This World.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;I&Amp;Rsquo;Ll Be The Knife And You Be The Cluedo Board: Let Me Pin You Against The Wall.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;When I Say &Amp;Lsquo;Vatican Cameos!&Amp;Rsquo; I Want You To Go Down&Amp;Hellip; On Me.&Amp;Rdquo; Submitted By Tophatsandfedoras.

&Amp;Ldquo;Do I Want To See Some More Of You? Oh, God Yes.&Amp;Rdquo;

The Best Of Breaking The Fourth Wall, From Bbc Sherlock Pick-Up Lines.

&Amp;Ldquo;I Would Chase You All Over London Even If My Limp Wasn&Amp;Rsquo;T Psychosomatic.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;I Would Rather Have You Than The Skull.&Amp;Rdquo; Submitted By Anonymous.

&Amp;Ldquo;I Would Take Your Hand Even If We Weren&Amp;Rsquo;T Handcuffed Fugitives.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;You Are Really My Area.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;I Would Dress For You The Way I Dress Going To Buckingham Palace.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;Oh, So The Internet Thinks You Look Like An Otter? Well, I Think You Otter Be In My Bed.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;We&Amp;Rsquo;Re So Domestic, People Are Even Shipping Our Mugs.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;Lestrade&Amp;Rsquo;S Out Of Town Today, But I&Amp;Rsquo;M Willing To Be Your Detective Inspector.&Amp;Rdquo; Submitted (With Photo) By Epicnessisfoundwithin.

&Amp;Ldquo;I Can&Amp;Rsquo;T Take My Eyes Off Of You&Amp;Hellip; No, Really. I Can&Amp;Rsquo;T. It&Amp;Rsquo;S For An Experiment.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;When I Told You To Take My Card, I Meant My V-Card.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;If You&Amp;Rsquo;Re A Hedgehog, Can I Be Your Hedge?&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;I Like The Turn-Ups On Your Jeans. Wanna Be My Boy&Amp;Rsquo;S Father?&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;You Had Me At &Amp;Lsquo;Afghanistan Or Iraq?&Amp;Rsquo;&Amp;Rdquo; Submitted By Tophatsandfedoras.

&Amp;Ldquo;I Suggest We Do That Thing Where Two People Who Like Each Other Go Out And Have Fun.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;I Would &Amp;Lsquo;Coordinate&Amp;Rsquo; With You And A Pair Of Handcuffs In A Dark Alley Anytime.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;I&Amp;Rsquo;D Wait For You Even If You Faked Your Death And Didn&Amp;Rsquo;T Return For Three Years.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;Why Do I Need To Know About The Solar System? It&Amp;Rsquo;S Wrong Anyway; My World Revolves Around You.&Amp;Rdquo; Submitted By Turtleplz.

&Amp;Ldquo;I&Amp;Rsquo;D Wait For You Even If You Kept Me As Long As Mofftiss Kept The Sherlockians.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;I Like Your Strong Moral Principle And Nerves Of Steel, And That&Amp;Rsquo;S Not Just The Shock Talking.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;I Want To Express My Love For You In Every Possible Variant Available To The English Language.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;You Are More Indispensable Than My Homeless Network.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;Let Me Be Your Action Man. Your Brother Won&Amp;Rsquo;T Be Able To Break Me.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;I Want To Grow Old, Retire, And Study Bees With You.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;You Know, I&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Got A Phone. I Mean, Very Clever And All That, But You Could Just Booty Call Me. On My Phone.&Amp;Rdquo;

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