Chastity Femdom Captions

When I Made This Caption In 2013, Two Years And Over Three Months Ago, I Thought I Should Hurry Up And Publish This Stuff, Before The Allusion To A Certain Tv-Series (And The Inability Of Jess To Pronounce The Word “Penis”) Becomes Completely Obsolete.

I Guess If I’d Do This Caption Today, I Would Turn It Into A Two-Parter, Since It’s A Bit Text-Heavy. Oh Well, At Least I Added A Nice Additional Island-View.

This One Started Its Life As A Short Story, And I Condensed It Heavily To Make It Fit Into The Captioned-Photo-Format.

The Heading For This Post Should Be In Italics, Since Moniliformis Dubius Is A Scientific Binom. It Is A Real Critter, Not My Invention, And The Caption Is More Or Less Accurate, If We Ignore The Anthropomorphism.

The Red Hairs Of The Beautiful Susan Coffey Contrast Nicely With A Green Forest. The Caption Is Admittedly A Bit Construed.

These Captions Are Set In A Fantasy World, So It’s A Bit Weird And Meta To Have Stories About People Who Role-Play That They Are Living In A Fantasy World. On The Other Hand, I Like Stories About Loving Couples Who Just Play Pretend. This One Seems

Sometimes, Chastity Cages Get Advertised As A Device To Prevent Infidelity. I Somehow Doubt That That Works: Infidelity Starts In The Heart, Not In The Dick. And A Man Can Be Infidel Without Using His Dick. Like This:

The Idea Of Spring-Loaded Blades Inside A Chastity Cage Cutting The Wearers Balls Off If He Tries To Tamper With The Device Is The Invention Of A Fellow Captionist, Born Out Of The Sad/Reassuring (Depending On Whether You Put Your Horny Or Your Sensible

I Guess This Caption Is Funnier If You Have Some Basic Knowledge Of The Terminology Of Modal Logic. Or Perhaps It’s Unfunny And Pedantic No Matter What. Well, At Least Bianca Beauchamp Looks As Good As Ever.

She’s Not Only Wearing A Chastity Belt, But Also Thigh Bands Which Prevent Her From Spreading Her Legs Too Far. Or From Wearing Trousers.

The Second Take Is One Of The Rare Cases Where I Deliberately Try To Be Verbose: Usually, I Try To Keep These Captions As Short As Possible, With Varying Success.

Two Years After The Fact, I’m A Bit Astonished That I Called This Caption “Resistance Is Futile”, Since Everyone Knows That The Classical Line From Doctor Who’s “Tenth Planet” Which Introduced The Cybermen Is “Resistance Is Useless”.

Isn’t That A Sexy Bench? Don’t You Love Her Elegant Yet Voluptuous Curves?This Isn’t The First First Caption Without A (Female) Human To Be Seen: Moniliformis Dubius Precedes It.

It Can Be Annoying If Your Slave Keeps Asking You When You’ll Unlock His Chastity Cage, If You Haven’t Decided Yet For Yourself And Don’t Want To Feel Pressured. On The Other Hand, Once You Made Up Your Mind, Things Look Differently:

It Seems Like Dc Beats Marvel 3:1 In This Series Of Captions. Which Isn’t Really Meant As A Statement On My Part, Since I’m Not Really An Expert In Comics Or Graphical Novels Or The Like, And Therefore Not Really Qualified To Judge The Relative Merits

In Retrospect, I Don’t Remember Any More Why This Caption Is Called “Warning Signs”. Shouldn’t It Be Called “Promising Signs” Instead?

I Bet It’s Much, Much Shorter. Isn’t This How These Kind Of Captions Always Work?

In My Attempt To Make My Caption Texts As Short As Possible, I Tried To Restrict Myself To Five Words. I Found That It’s Still Possible To Say The Same Thing In Different Variants.

Congratulations! You Have Won Three New Captions.

So Far, She’s Just Asking A Question, But The Title Of The Caption Is A Bit Ominous. I’m Not Convinced That This Will End Well.

Their Hideout Is In The Lawless Outback Of Canada, I Guess, The Caption Isn’t Too Clear On The Details.

In A Fictional Universe Where Indestructible Chastity Cages Exist, One Would Expect That Rules Exist That Deals With Issues Like Someone Getting Locked Up Against His Will Or Being Kept Locked Against His Will, But Strangely Enough, It Seems That No Such

You Could Simply Wait Until The Battery Of Your Chastity Cage Runs Out, But Unfortunately, You Wear One Of These New Self-Winding Kinetic Models, So You Would Also Have To Avoid Any Movement.

One Disadvantage Of Belt-Style Chastity Devices For Men Locked Around The Waist: They Stop To Fit If You Gain Weight. Or Maybe That’s Their Main Advantage, Forcing You To Stay Slim.

If You’re Wearing A Chastity Cage And Your Balls Turn Blue (Or Any Other Unusual Color), You Are Probably Doing Something Wrong And Should Stop Doing It. Except If You’re Into Castration Play. Otherwise, The Term “Blue Balls” Is Meant Metaphorically.

Once You’ve Got A Man Locked In A Chastity Cage, Using Hypnosis Seems Unnecessary. But If It Adds To The Fun…

The Armadillo Isn’t Photoshopped In (At Least Not By Me), So The Image Is Quite A Lucky Find. The German Word For Armadillo, By The Way, Is “Gürteltier”, Which Literally Means “Belt Animal”, And For Someone Obsessed With Chastity Belts, The

I Doubt That The Chastity Device In The Last Image Would Be Much More Inescapable If It Were Secured With A Heavy Brass Lock.

This Scenario Sounds A Bit Impractical: Even With A Chastity Cage, There Is Still The Looming Possibility Of Dying Of Sexual Exhaustion, Not To Speak Of All The Other Ways It Might Lead To Death.

If Cases Like This Proliferate, Then There Should Be A Law That Women Are Required To Hand Out Detailed Written Warnings To All The Men They Intend To Lock In Permanent Chastity.printed With Illegible Small Letters.

That’s What Happens When You Have Too Few Chastity Cage. Alternatively, Wear The Little Black One. The Little Black One Always Works.

With Whom Is She Talking? Her Best Friend, Her Mother, Her Sister, Your Ex-Wife, Her Lover, A Federal Chastity Advisor?

Enforced Chastity Is Like A Cheat Code For Dominants.

This Must Be Your Lucky Day: You Don’t Get Eaten By The Sea Monster And You Finally Meet A Girl Who’s Into Chastity Play.unless You Have A Fetish Of Being Eaten By Sea Monsters.

I Don’t See The Contradiction Between “Committing All Kinds Of Perversions” And “Having Your Cock Locked In A Chastity Cage”.

So You Think You Don’t Deserve To Have Your Chastity Cage Unlocked? If You Say So…

I Think She Could Make Guys Horny Without Resorting To Artificial Aides Like A Chastity Cage. Not That You’re Complaining.

At Least She Prepared The Traditional Post-Surprise-Chastity Consolation Breakfast.

A Man Without A Chastity Cage? Shocking, Revolting, Disgusting.

If You Want To Make Sure You Get The Chastity Cage, You Could Drink Both And Hope That She Manages To Put Your Unconscious, Stiff Member Inside The Tube.

I Can Confirm From Personal Experience That Wearing A Chastity Device For An Extended Period Of Time - Like, Say, Ten Minutes - Can Increase Arousal, Submissiveness And General Pervertedness.

In Her Ideal World, Her Boytoy And All Other Women Except Her Are Wearing Chastity Devices.

It Seems Like Some Women Who Have Been Talked Into Locking Their Partners In Chastity Cages Consider The Job Of Constantly Teasing And Arousing Their “Victims” As Some Kind Of Burdensome, Exhausting Chore. I Guess The Most Important Aspect Of Being

I Never Understood The Appeal Of Giant 50-Foot Women, I Mean, What’s The Point If You Can’t Even Have Sex With Them, At Least Not The Ordinary, Vanilla Kind?My Own Kink? I’m Into Forced Chastity, It Turns Me On Being “Forced” By A Woman To Wear

Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake Your Booty.and Your Chastity Cage.

Time Marches On. Although Your Chastity Cage Remains A Constant.

You Want Me To Wear A Chastity Cage? I’m Not Entirely Sure I’m Really Comfortable With.. Oh, Shiny!

A Crossover Fiction Of One Piece And Southpark:step One: Obtaining The Key Of Your Chastity Cage.step Two: …Step Three: Profit.

Being Allowed To Wear A Chastity Cage Instead Of Being Forced To Control Your Urges Yourself Is Actually A Concession. With Some Downsides.

Teeny-Tiny Girlie Panties Actually Don’t Mix Too Well With Bulky Chastity Cages In My Experience; Open-Crotch Panties Are A Better Fit.

How Much Happier Would The Live Of Jason Had Been, If Only Medea Would Have Had Access To A Chastity Cage. Not To Mention Their Kids.

There Is A Possible World Where She Does Unlock Your Chastity Cage. And Then A Swarm Of Velociraptors Smashes Into Your House And Instantly Kills You Before You Have A Chance To Jerk Off. So Be Glad That That’s Not The Actual World.

I’d Recommend A Chastity Belt With An Internal Blade That Can Be Activated From The Outside.

Okay, Boys, Get In Line, The First To Catch Her Bouquet Gets His Penis Locked In A Chastity Cage And Becomes Eligible To Become The Next Bride.

The Excesses Of Civil Forfeiture Law Are Actually A Quite Serious And Worrying Subject. Fortunately, I Can Turn Even The Gravest Topic Into Chastity Porn.

The Chastity Belt Shown In The Last Picture Is Made By A German Manufacturer Called Latowski. If You Like The Design, Be Warned That His Belts Are Not Exactly Cheap.

Your Girlfriend Is Telling Everyone What You’re Wearing Inside Your Trunks. But At Least She Didn’t Make You Wear Your Other Trunks, With “I’m Wearing A Chastity Cage, And My Girlfriend Owns The Keys” Printed On Them In Huge Letters.

Realistically Speaking, This Cage Looks Far More Uncomfortable Than A Well-Adjusted Chastity Cage, No Matter What She Tells You.

If She’s Right (And You Know That She’s Right), Then The Most Rational And Economic Course Of Action Would Be To Put On The Chastity Cage As Fast As Possible.

I Guess You’ve Probably Heard About These So-Called “Chastity Cages” (Otherwise, I’ve Written An Introduction For You).

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